be *Letter to Ravan* 💌
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Dear Ravan,
Every year, on this day,
we celebrate the victory of good over evil.
However technically speaking, your behavior should be
re-classified from *'Evil'* to *'Naughty'*.
Agreed, you kidnapped a lady.
Bad Judgement Bro, but later,
you gave her more respect we normally
give to any woman today.
You offered her great food,
a great place to stay and even
female security (with a nasty look on their face though !)
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Your request for marriage was full of humility
and you never threw acid when rejected.
Even when Lord Rama killed you,
you were wise enough to seek his apologies.
In addition, I honestly believe you were more educated
than half of our Parliament.
Ok, you might complain that after you, came 2 another dudes - named *Duriodhan* and *Dushassan*, who allegedly wanted to make a woman (Draupadi) naked (kind of a rape)
in front of huge audience and
wanted her to sit on his lap.....
Ya we know, it may sound like a much more nasty thing, than what you did, but relax dude they were just doing what most guys do in today's world, unconsciously they are our ideals, so you see, we can't burn our own kind.
Trust me dude, there ain't any hard feelings to burn you.
It's just that - it's the in-thing: putting our social network status as *Happy Dussera* and *Dharam ki Adharm pe jeet* looks cool 😎, though we don't know shit about *Dharam* and *Adharam* and we don't give a damn.
So no hard feelings bro, enjoy the fireworks 🎆🧨
*Happy Dussera* to U too 💙💫🎉
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