A little fun economics to lighten up your week....... ** Wife to her Accountant husband: what is inflation? Husband: Earlier you were 36-24-36. But now you are 48-40-48. Though you have everything bigger than before, your value has become less than before. This is INFLATION ****** Economics is not that difficult if we have the right examples. *** Interviewer: *** What is Recession? Candidate: When "Wine & Women" get replaced by "Water & Wife", that critical phase of life is called Recession!! *** Accountancy fact: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? A drunk friend is liability. But, A drunk Girlfriend is an Asset. ********* An Economist beautifully explained two reasons for having 2 wives. A- Monopoly should be broken. B- Competition improves the quality of service. If u have 1 wife, She fights with you! If u have 2 wives, They will fight for you! Feel the difference & decide ***** When you are in love, Wonders happen. But once you get married, You wonder, what happened. ***** Philosophy of marriage : At the beginning, every wife treats her husband as GOD.. Later, somehow don't know why alphabets get reversed.. **** Secret formula for married couples... "Love One Another" And if it doesn't work, bring the last word to the middle.!!!!