Wonderfully described definitions 😄 . CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco Rolled in paper With fire at one end And a fool at the other! . MARRIAGE: It's an agreement Wherein A man loses his bachelors degree And a woman gains her masters . CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man Multiplied by the Number present . COMPROMISE: The art of dividing A cake in such a way that Everybody believes He got the biggest piece . TEARS: The hydraulic force by which Masculine will power is Defeated by feminine water-power! . CLASSIC: A book Which people praise, But never read . SMILE: A curve That can set A lot of things straight! . OFFICE: A place Where you can relax After your strenuous Home life . YAWN: The only time When some married men Ever get to open Their mouth . EXPERIENCE: The name Men give To their Mistakes .. DIPLOMAT: A person Who tells you To go to hell In such a way That you actually look forward To the trip . OPTIMIST: A person Who while falling From EIFFEL TOWER Says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" . MISER: A person Who lives poor So that He can die RICH! . FATHER: A banker Provided by Nature . BOSS: Someone Who is early When you are late And late When you are early . POLITICIAN: One who Shakes your hand Before elections And your Confidence Later . DOCTOR: A person Who kills Your ills By pills, And kills you By his bills!