“ONE MOMENT ON UR LIPS, FOREVER ON UR HIPS !" "Are you fat and ugly? Join our gym and just be ugly!" "Every time I hear the dirty word ‘Exercise’ I wash my mouth out with chocolate !" 1) Rabbits hop all day, only eat vegetables, but only live 5 years 2) Whales swim all day, only eat fish, only drink water, but are Fat 3) Tortoises do nothing energetic but live for 250 years And you tell me to exercise? I don’t think so! "I did lose five pounds this week, but found it in the refrigerator this weekend"